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e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

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at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

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vashtaneradoctor:

ultrafacts:

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What I have always hoped for in humanity AND pigmanity. For peace. For justice. AND FOR THE ABILITY… TO SWIM… IN HARMONY!!! *crowd cheering*

vashtaneradoctor:

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What I have always hoped for in humanity AND pigmanity. For peace. For justice. AND FOR THE ABILITY… TO SWIM… IN HARMONY!!! *crowd cheering*

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

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nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

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barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

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theonethatgotleftbehind:

I inhale oxygen but I exhale musical theatre

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot